松平 VS. Ma Lin （引用） he did both, he gathered experience and he was a serious threat.
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got your period on a roller coaster?
pretended to be a porn star?
eaten animal food?
climbed a tree in the middle of the night?
made up a dance in the middle of the street at 3am?
had foot sex?
slid down stairs?
had a door opened into your face?
fallen on your butt in front of a set of bleachers full of people?
wondered what it would feel like to have six toes?
tied a cherry stem with your tongue?
ran through the snow barefoot?
sang christmas carols on halloween?
had xanga entries with more icons than words?
mistaken lip gloss for semen?
almost hyperventilated because you lost an element
on the periodic table?
tried to climb a fence & ripped your pants?
ripped a pair of tie-up pants?
argued with a bird?
jumped from a roof to a trampoline, & then from a trampoline
into a pool?
left the country?
researched veggiemite?
attempted voodoo with a drawing of someone?
sprayed oust at your dog?
thrown stuff at your fan...while it was moving?
played sniper in a school auditorium?
harmonized to fall out boy on top of a playground?
gotten so drunk you crapped your pants?
ridden on a bus sporting the words honk if you're horny?
been so scared of a movie you buried your face in your friend's elbow?
watched midget orgies from your front window?
fell flat on your face while playing a sport?
made up perverted names for fireworks?
discussed your uterus falling out?
tried to do a cartwheel on the roof?
tried to have a good conversation with someone's half-naked ass
hanging in front of you?
blared manson in front of your mom?
pegged someone in the face with a tennis ball?
tried having a conversation in a language you made up
yourself (that nobody else knows)?
played a sport against a lesbian chewbacca team?
tried to play checkers on your checkered shoes?
tried to go sledding on ice?
gone to the movies wearing a sombrero?
had to sit in a handicap movie theater?
passed out while visiting someone in a hospital?
put up an advertisement for your big toe on your mirror?
coated your face in glitter?
colored pictures of lambs while listening to heavy metal music?
jumped on a trampoline during a thunderstorm?
hugged a telephone pole?
been so into a song while you were dancing in the shower that you fell?
tried to pierce yourself?
streaked across a stage?
had a tuba fall on your head?
been able to fit yourself in a small space as a teenager
(i.e.an armoir, a dresser, a small closet)?
laughed so hard you cried?
slid across the room on a broken chair?
talked to someone on the phone using a karaoke machine?
eaten veggiemite?
eaten pickled bologna?
spelled bologna as baloney & felt stupid?
jumped off six-foot stairs?
made a hopscotch that went past 100?
made a lightbulb explode?
peed on a dog?
peed your pants in front of your crush?
been temporarily amused by round light?
made green pancakes?
tried to defrost your ears in the freezer?
hidden an egg when it wasn't easter?
tried to make love to cookie dough?
forgot the sugar in a cookie recipe?
eaten a banana wrapped in cheese?
gone to your namesake website, only to find it a porn site?
sang christmas carols to a zookeeper in january?
made a tour video of your own house?
named each of your fingers?
made wax mushrooms?
hunted a skunk?
made up songs about random people at the beach?
been chased by a flock of seagulls?
been jealous of how gorgeous your own mom is?
contemplated why the color of subway's walls is the way it is?
had a brief moment where you thought your best friend was a
pedophile?
had to be careful where you hugged your boyfriend because
he was so sunburned?
had an old pizza box thrown at your face?
had someone not believe that chicken fries were real?
off-roaded next to a condom factory?
had to stuff a piñata, but really you & your best friend ate most
of the candy yourselves?
thought a chipmunk was living in your attic, & was laughing at you?
thought your microwave was possessed?
made a styrofoam plate into someone's face?
almost been pushed into a dirty lake?
oogled a cute pig in a store window, only to find that it was really your reflection?
made a leaning tower of starbucks?
created dances while on roller coasters?
attempted to learn the six flags dance?
been so excited to go on a 100 mph roller coaster, but been scared to go on a 10 mph water ride?
threatened to fall off a fence into a pile of rocks?
sang the chicken dance in line for a roller coaster?
gotten a fake tattoo of some boy's name in mexico?
claimed to be able to make noises with your balls
had a hysterical laugh attack at 4 am?
tried to fly in a small room?
