- No.757 ドローボール(10)左へ振り切れば、手首は返らない
a country club didn't allow women on the golf course. eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. the ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's club, and became active. after about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women's club complaining about the men urinating on the golf course. naturally, they just ignored the matter. after another 6 months, they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action. after due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal privileges!
女性を受け入れないクラブも押し寄せる世間の声に抗しきれず、平日に限って女性のプレイを認めた
- No.724 バックスウィング(10)スウィングプレーンはフラットになり易い
a golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. the golfer says to himself, i'd give anything to sink this next putt. a stranger walks up to him and whispers, would you give up a fourth of your sex life? the golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, okay, and sinks the putt. two holes later he mumbles to himself, boy, if i could only get an eagle on this hole. the same stranger moves to his side and says, would it be worth another fourth of your sex life? the golfer shrugs and says, sure. he makes an eagle.on the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match? the golfer says, certainly! he makes the eagle.as the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, you know, i've really not been fair with you because you don't know who i am. i'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life. nice to meet you, says the golfer. i'm father o'malley.
マッチプレイで負けている男、独り言を呟く
- No.582 レイドオフ(36)如何にショットの方向性を良くするか
a man and his secretary were having an affair. one afternoon, they got a motel room and had strenuous sex. he wasn't used to the pace, so he fell asleep afterwards and didn't wake up until about 8:30 that night.
he woke up in a panic when he realized he was late, so he said to his secretary, quick! while i get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud. puzzled, the secretary complied.
when the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted him and asked him where he was. the man said, i cannot lie to you. i spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then i fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home.
the woman looks down at his shoes and said, you liar ! you've been out playing golf again!
秘書と情事に耽る男、ある日、モーテルで事に及んでそのまま寝てしまう
- ターンベリ 全英オープンゴルフ
正式名は「united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland」と言い、グレート・ブリテンおよび北アイルランド連合王国と訳します
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