- the damage it will do.
and someone else will revel in their pain and that's the ugliest truth of all.
その苦しみを見て、他の誰かがほくそえむ
- Venture wide truck 5.8 近日入荷
venture 5.8 wides from dlxsf on vimeo .
- 初めてのCXWORX。
76-1 the climb (almighty essential radio edit)
76-2 telephone (original radio edit)
75-3 shut it down
79-4 written in the stars (sunny dee remix)
74-5 3
76-6 not myself tonight
79-7 grenade (damn-r mix)
76-8 bring it back
75-9 more
75-10 whataya want from me
全部70番台
- No.804 べた足打法(36)運動神経を支配するものは何か
bill and ralph, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and play it as it lays on all shots. both hit their tee shots on the par-5 no.1 hole down the middle and about 260. they drive up for the second shot, and the bill hits his shot down the middle for an easy approach. but ralph slices his over the trees and it ends up in the cart path of the adjoining hole. guess i get a free drop from the cart path, he says. oh no, says bill, we agreed. play it as it lays. so ralph drives bill up to his ball in front of the green, drops him off and drives over to his ball on the cart path. bill watches in amusement as sparks shower down from the practice swings of his opponent, then, in amazement as a perfectly struck shot lands on the green and roles to within 3 ft. of the pin. ralph drives back to the green. bill says, great shot back there! what club did you use? ralph responds, your six iron. ビルとラルフが全てのショットをノータッチで競った
- No.691 ボディターン(28)長いゴルフジョーク
one morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. they began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. after teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat. what do you do? the first man asked. i'm a salesman. what about you? i'm a hitman for the mob, replied the second man.
the hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued. yeah. i'm the highest paid guy in the business. i'm the best. he stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. he than asked the man where he lived. still nervous the man replied, in a subdivision just west of here. the hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked what color roof ya' got? gray. then he asked what color siding? yellow. you got a silver toyota? yeah, replied the first man who was now completely amazed by the accuracy of the hitman's equipment. that's my wife's car. that your red pickup next to it? looking baffled the man asked if he could look through the scope. looking through the sights, he said hell. that's my buddy jeff's truck. what the hell is he doing there if i'm..? the hitman looked through the scope once more. your wife a blond? yeah. your buddy got black hair? yeah! well, i don't know how to tell you, but i think you've got a problem. they're going at it like a couple of teenagers in there. said the hitman. problem??! they've got the problem! i want you to shoot both of them! right now! the hitman paused and said, sure. but it'll cost you. like i said, i'm the best. i get paid $5,000 per shot. i don't care! just do it! i want you to shoot her right in the head, then shoot him right in the groin! the hitman agreed, turned, and took firing position. he carefully stared into the sights, taking careful aim. he then said, you know what buddy. this is your lucky day. i think i can save you $5,000!
或る日、一緒にラウンドしているのが殺し屋と分かったセールスマン
- No.647 バックスピン(15)インパクトでは肩は飛球線にパラレルに保つ
he'd been playing for twenty years and he'd never managed it - the ultimate goal, a hole in one. as he was chipping away in a sandtrap one day and moving nothing but sand, he voiced the thought. i'd give anything, he said, anything to get a hole in one.
anything? came a voice from behind and he turned to see a grinning, red-clad figure with neatly polished horns and sharpened tail.
what did you have in mind? the golfer enquired.
well would you give up half your sex life.'
yes, yes i would.
it's a deal then, and the figure faded discreetly from sight.
on the very next hole he did it. the ball just soared from his club in a perfect arc right into the hole. and for good measure, every other hole he played that round he holed in one. as he was putting his clubs away the figure in red appeared once more.
now for our bargain, he said. you remember you must give up half your sex life.
the golfer frowned. that gives me a bit of a problem, he said.
you're not backing out of this, cried the figure with a swish of its tail.
we'd struck a bargain and you agreed to it.
yes, of course. but i do have a problem. which half of my sex life do you want - the thinking or the dreaming?
20年間ゴルフをしていて一度もホールインワンをしたことがない男
- 大学サラリーマン日記
stars unite for japan 's earthquake relief effort ( psa part 1)
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